If You Want To Drown Her..

There is only once place in the world where you can go shopping for a length of chain and be told a a total stranger that if it is for wrapping around my wife that it needs to be a little more heavy duty. That place is the B and Q in preston. I was looking to secure a garden bench in my folks house. He thought I was looking to serve 15- 20 for murder. Nice guy but obviously a nutter.

After this incident I chased the sun to Southport beach. It helps me relax. It looked like this

Before you ask... I wasn't dogging. I dont even know what that means.
If you suggest that was then I will tie you up in chains and leave you for the seagulls.

PS The seagulls in merseyside are very scary, the make noises like monkeys.