Friday, July 29, 2005

Liverpool Man's Stalker hell

I cant believe sting’s son. Can't he take a hint?
First he was far too pushy sending a email one day after we met.
Then another three emails followed each day after that telling me how he excited he is that he will be playing Liverpool again sometime soon.
To quote "I’m twatting about with excitement over here, fingers crossed, it may lead to greater things.."(!!!)
Didn’t respond to him.

What if the letters start to arrive.
Then the phone calls in the night.
I can hear someone knocking at the door.
But I’m not expecting anyone…

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Liverpool Man in Encounter with Sting's Son

A liverpool man today found himself in Barfly, the popular live music venue, watching a performance by Fiction Plane the lead singer for which is Sting's son Joe . To the liverpool man's surprise, at the end of the gig, Sting's son approached him and asked for his email address. Liverpool Man provided it and is wondering if he was being asked out on a date. The three day rule therefore applies.
If an email is received the following day stings son is too needy and should be ignored.
If the message comes through on day two it is still to needy and that is not cool.
If the email asking out Liverpool Man arrives on day three should I go on date with stings son or dismiss the email for being to predictable by obeying the three day rule?