Liverpool: The Home of Charity and Good Will

I dont know why but the walk from one end of church street to the other today was filled with charity collection folk. All of them with good causes, all of them with those little change tubs, (almost) all had stickers for the better natured shoppers so that they could show off to the world the fact that they donated loose change to a charity they know nothing about.
I wasnt in the mood for engaging these peeple. Especially when the pet recuse folk were asking for one pound a month more than the child cruelty folk.

2 pound to save a child
3 pound to save an animal

Has the world gone mad.

City's Gay Scene is Growing

Last night I was out in the city and towards the end of the night I was in the mood for going somewhere different. Maybe a strip club or a casino. But one of the lad thought we should head to the infamous Superstar Boudoir. On the door the bouncer felt it neccessary to point out that it was a gay club just in case the drag queen on the door and the groups of guys wearing dungarees did not make it obvious enough.

Anyway it was a good job that I wore my pink tie to work that day (along with my leather pants). I fit right in. Especially when I danced like a beautiful boy on a beautiful dance floor.
I was dancing like a beautiful dance whore.

Tower Blocks the Cause of Social Degregation

I live in a flat in the city centre. It is a lovely flat but my neighbours suck. The guy next door moved in a couple of weeks ago from newcastle. A more seasoned man probably in his fifties. I tried to make him feel welcome, as you do, making small talk etc. "Liverpool is a lovely place, its really on the up" i said. "Hopefully I wont be here long" was his reply. Apperently his employer sent him to t'pool against his will and given his attitute i cant blame them. The tosser even blanked me when i smiled at him in the street. The little bastard is going to regret being gumpy towards me. Its going to take an ASBO to get me off hiss ass now.
I am ging to start by putting posters in the lift inviting everyone to a party at his this weekend. Next I will steal his post from our easily accesible and not very secure post boxes.
Then I will throw my own wild parties in my flat that will involve loud music and the rest. The best bit. I will throw the parties on a school night

Ha ha ha ha ha haaa.

Liverpool Muslims Begin Holy Month

Liverpool's muslim community began fasting today from sunrise to sun set for thirty days. No food. No Drink. But Muller took the opportunity to erect a huge stand in the middle of Church street and proceeded to hand out free yogurts to all those who passed.

Is yogurt a food?
Is it a drink?
Is it a loophole?