Tenerife Is THE Holiday Destination For Liverpudlians

Just as Scarlett and I got to know each other she has dropped a bombshell. I was sat there talking about the bizarre "Blue Angel" at the top of wood street which served blue slush puppies into the early hours and where people dare not breath in through their noses. Scarllett is upping and flying off to Tenerife for a life of sun sea and other temptations. So now I am forced to make friends with the man who sits and stares at me when I am walking down the stairs. He is a little freaky and I have never seen him blink but who else am I to gossip to about the goings on in the building? The two yound ladies across the courtyard?

Well there is an idea.