College Reunion

Every June my old college arranges a two night reunion and each year it is hosted in a different UK city. This year it is held in Manchester which is where I will spent the next couple of nights. I don't have high hopes this year as on the way over to Manc a crow flew itself, kamikaze style, into a van I was driving behind and looped onto my windscreen. I hope it was the wind blowing it bent wing and that it was not still alive as i swept it into the middle lane with my wiper. Surely this cant be a good sign? (rhetorical)

Its face haunts me in my sleep.

To make matters worse i was accosted by a stripper called Bailey. I wont go into it